That's not cool you guys.
NOT COOL.
It's been what?
A month?
Longer?
I bet I missed a buncha shit and a krillions billions happenings in CPSLK.
Pff.
Dildos.

I've just been really busy with school an' all.
I'm takin' composition [again 'cause I failed it last semester], astronomy, aaand world religions.
Pretty awesome shit, really.
Except for composition, of course.
But yeah, I'm really into my astronomy class.
I'm thinking of becoming an amateur astronomer alongside my being a fireman :3
BECAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT.

Not too much happenin' in my life right now besides school.
My birthday's next Freedee.
Hurrah.
I'd like to go see Shutter Island, but it probably won't happen.
Oh well.
I'm not too keen on turning nineteen anyhow.

Sooooo I just wanted to drop a line in my journal to let my pals know I'm not dead.
Talk to yous guys later!
- Jamie

IN REGARDS TO MY ROOM:
- sweep
- dust walls
- finish painting trim
- paint doors
- touch-up painting
- organize bookcase
- bring in desk
- get black paint
- paint dresser
- bring in and organize dresser
- re-organize closet
- mop
- clean fan
THE END.

IN REGARDS TO MY RELATIONSHIPS IN LIFE:
- MAKE LISTS
- SIT DOWN AND TALK
- TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
- SLEEP ON IT
- SEE IF IT'S BETTER
THE END MAYBE.

IN REGARDS TO OTHER STUFF:
- narration paper
- bake cookies
- keep trying for a normal schedule
- get petrol
- art more
- start going to the planetarium on Friday
- brace self for nineteenth birthday
- submit job application
- PAINT NAILS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN MEANING TO FOR MONTHS NOW
- SECRET DETHKLOK/SANTA PAL BECAUSE I'M AN AWFUL PERSON
- take pictures of SAAB for craigslist
THE END I GUSS.

( Because I have no life outside the internetz. )

So I hung out with paper_anchor and succuboso on New Year's day.
We decided to dress up like rednecks and pal around (8

( Visuals under cut. )

We've come to the conclusion that themes are fun.
Every time we meet up, we're going to have a theme that we must adhere to; i.e. last time we went on an IKEA adventure, this time we dressed up like rednecks.
Hopefully we'll be able to goof off one more time before I hafta go back to school [January eleventh].
If not, I should have my car pretty soon so's I can drive up to see them instead of them having to come down to where I'm at all the time.

UNTIL THEN!

I made a formspring.me and a Tumblr.
I have no idea what to do with the Tumblr.
You should add me anyways (8

Yep.
Pretty awesome shit.
Got to get away from mumsy every now and again, what with her unbearable smoking habits, broken promises, and bitching and pissing and moaning about how "WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY UHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
But yeah, I'm up here at my super awesome aunt's house (8
Absolutely happy as a clam.
It was nerve-wracking, however, on the way up--she made me drive DX
Oh well.
I'm just psyched that she's letting me drive everywhere 8D
And I'm SUPER surprised that I have wifi here.
Seriously you guys, we're out in the BOONIES.
Go figure.
Not too much going on otherwise.
I think I'll go raid the fridge for something...perhaps some whipped cream or a toaster strudel 83
And with that, I leave you with a survey.

( EVERYONE WAS DOING IT I JUST WANTED TO BE POPULAR. )

BEST.
DAY.
EVER.

paper_anchor and succuboso came down from Spring Hill to hang out and have a meet and eat in the closet today!

( Many adventures were had. )

It was amazing.
We bought silly hats at IKEA--that is, paper_anchor and I did. succuboso wimped out and didn't get one because she's a dildo.
I was particularly excited when we went to Hot Topic 'cause there's this really hot guy who works there and I call him my "secret Hot Topic boyfriend."
We have flings all the time, yes we do :3
There were also meatballs and Metalocalypse references aplenty.
You guys shoulda been there, srsly.
SRSLY U GUYZ.

I didn't get my sofa bed after all );


( I took pictures anyway. )

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
TO GET MY AWESOME NEW SOFA BED.
PICTURES MAYBE?
I DUNNO 'CAUSE I GOTTA GET DREEEEESSED!

GUESS WHAT NOW YOU GUYS?
NOT THAT YOU ACTUALLY CARE, BUT I TOTALLY DIDN'T DO THE ONLINE HALF OF MY COMPOSITION FINAL EXAM.
ISN'T THAT SO TOTALLY RAD?!
I SURE THINK SO.

GOD.
FUCK TEACHERS WHO SAY THEY DON'T HAVE AN INTEGRATED CLASS BUT THEN HAVE ONLINE ASSIGNMENTS ANYWAY.
SERIOUSLY.

I'M JUST FUCKIN' UP ALL OVER THE PLACE, AREN'T I.

My Murderhat came today :3

( That was a plus. )

On another note, I've decided to go ahead and do that research paper anyway.
My composition exam is Tuesday, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, if I show up with the paper, she might give me at least HALF credit.
Sounds like a good idea, right?

Also: I still have a humanities paper to write before Saturday, but that should be easy.
That class always is.
And then I've got finals and that's it!
First semester of college completed 8D
Not entirely successfully, but whatever.

That's all for now, I guess.
Ta.

SRSLY.
THIS AMS NOT GOOD.
TWO OF THE FOUR PAPERS FOR MY COMPOSITION CLASS THAT WERE WORTH SIXTY PERCENT OF MY OVERALL GRADE = NOT TURNED IN BY ME BECAUSE I'M A RETARD.
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEE AND MY PROCRASTINATION SKILLZ!

OH WELL DEFEAT ACCEPT.
LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE IN COMPOSITION I AGAIN NEXT SEMESTER.
BRB GOTTA TRY FLUSHING MY HEAD DOWN THE TOILET AGAIN.

HEY GUYS.
I TOTALLY GOT ME A BASS GUITAR.
JUST TODAY.
FOR TWENTY-FIVE BUCKS.
AND IT'S A LEFTIE.
AWESOME!

( I named it Archimedes (8 )

Life is good (8

FIRST: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.

SECOND: Tag eight sexy people. Don't refuse to do that like a pansy. Unless you really don't want to of course. And if you're not tagged and you want to do it, then go right ahead!


EL QUESTIONSO:
Who sleeps in bed next to you?
My Lucy Monroe :3

What does your favorite shirt look like?
I don't really have a favorite shirt.

What did you last eat?
One of those big Hershey's candy bars.

Would you rather be famous for your singing, dancing, acting or athletic talent?
I can't sing, dance, act, or bat my way out of a paper bag to save my life, so.

What are you reading right now?
Nothing.

If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?
Michigan I guess.

What's really creepy?
Dentists.

Name one odd item within five feet of you.
My poopy, poopy homework.

What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Metalocalypse, foo'.

What did you really want to do today that you didn't?
Go shopping.

What are you most excited for?
The end of this semester.

What's your favorite snack food?
KETTLE CORN.

What is one thing you wouldn't do for a million dollars?
Skydive. Seriously.

What is the last actual, physical CD you bought?
Oh wow, it's been so long. REISE, REISE maybe?

What's your biggest procrastination method?
The internetz.

Are there any bits of childhood that you miss?
Just all of it.

Spring, Summer, Autumn, or Winter?
Autumn.

Say something to the person who tagged you.
HI STEFFANIE!


I TAG:
Anyone who fancies them self to be sexy.

You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when?!" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know?
It happens to all of us.

Please copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate, as one-word-answers seldom help anyone out.

FIRST NAME:
Jamie, your grace.

AGE:
eighteen

LOCATION:
St. Petersburg, Florida

OCCUPATION:
A lazy, lazy college student.

PARTNER?
SOON, I PROMISE.
[and by "soon," I mean "January fifth."]

KIDS?
Not for a VERY long time, yo.

BROTHERS/SISTERS?
No way broski.

PETS?
Only my great dane, Lucy Monroe :3

LIST THE THREE TO FIVE OF THE BIGGEST THINGS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE.
o1. going to college
o2. revamping my room
o3. pining for that boy

PARENTS:
My mother is a fifty eight year old LPN and my father died in 2006.
He was awesome and she is a nag.

WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS?
Brie Bear, KRISTAAAAHHH, Mark, aaand Jarn.